Lady Gaga makes me understand why old people would still adore goddamn Michael Jackson or Madonna no matter how creepy/lame/out-of-touch they became. They would just be like, "Yeah, but Thriller was so great!" and then I would roll my eyes. But I think I get it now ( Read more... )

Pandora is flipping out on me and playing the Arcade Fire and an obscure-ass 90s rock song simultaneously. They do not mash up well. This is bizarre.

Songs That Get Stuck In My Head At Work

1. Cheated Hearts
2. Oh My Darling Clementine
3. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
4. The motherfucking tapdancing frog song
5. I've Been Working on the Railroad
6. The Laws Have Changed
7. Banditos
8. The "why don't I fit in" fucking Rudolph song
9. Little Bit Of Riddim
10. Hombrealso a million other assorted ( Read more... )

Today I got rickrolled in the bathroom at Borders. A sad state of affairs.

Next Friday will be not only my birthday, but my last day working at the VNA, which is a greatest present a young woman can ask for.

Today during a boring-ass meeting I transcribed the White Stripes' Hotel Yorba into IPA. It looked like I was taking notes.

...I need to go to grad school and let out my inner frustrated linguist, don't I?

Black Market White Baby Dealer Lyrics

...so so old. It's just that I took me like 6 months to do this because music is such srs bzns. Also because I'm lazy.

1. Go here, and look at the top 100 songs from each of the years you were in middle school. The original meme says high school, but I dropped out of high school like a winner, and so did most of you guys, so. Also I'm assuming we ( Read more... )

Bands Faggier than Belle & Sebastian:

1. Pansy Division
2. ???

What should I call my pop culture over-analysis blog?

'Cause "Vice President Fruitley's Pop Culturama" isn't gonna cut it.

Guys, my Pandora station just started playing America Fuck Yeah completely without prompting. Any complaint I have ever had about Pandora I now recant. Clearly this website can see into your very soul.